Throughout the course of the school year, I have had to hear about the teachers strike. Now all that "Job Action" stuff is great and all, but through sceientific data, and countless hours of research, I have discovered the real reason the teachers are striking.
It all started as I laced up my dress shoes, and put the final touches on my perfect look for Senior Formal. As I stood there, looking suave as ever before, I began to dread the night of dancing I had before me. I've always hated dancing, the whole idea of it is very primitive, moving to beats? no for me, I don't even like to eat beats. Then it came to me, no one actually likes to dance. Then I added in the factor that teachers have chaperoned every dance I had ever been to. Then it all made sense, the teachers really didn't care about the money, theclass sizes, or the vaction pay. They just can't dance. I must admit, I agree with most teachers decision to stike, based on their inferrior moves. But my next discovery would lead to the first break through, and the only evidence I needed to support my theory.
I began to follow my english teach Mr. Van Camp around, to see if I could find any evidence. My frst discoveries were minor, for instance, he waxes his head every three hours. If he cannot, he begins to grow restless. But it wasn't until the second Tuesday of my examination that I made my tremendous break through. Every other Tuesday at nine PM all of the teachers at PMSS, meet in the Library to get their Bi-Weekly "Searcy's Steppers Club" dance lesson. The teachers need lots of work. Believe me. Searcy claims the stike needs to last the rest of the year, because there is no way that they will be ready for prom. At the end of the meetings, the teachers would often brainstorm different versions of fabricated stories they would use in the event that the government would gibe into their purposly ridiculous demands. The overall moral of the teachers lessons remains low, and shows no sign of becoming any better.
My finds need to become public knowledge. The world must know about the tactless teachers of B.C.
