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Taylor McCrae may appear to be an average young man from middle class family. But what everyone fails to realize is he is a Brickbreaker world champion. Now I know what you're thinking, "What could possibly be exciting about this kids stupid game on his phone?" Simple he is honestly the best Brickbreaker player ever to grace the earth with his presence. His attributes consist of speed greater than a one legged man in a kicking contest, his grace and lateral movement resemble a modern day Mark Messier. Taylors nerves of steel never waiver, despite the constant trials he endures, he shows nerves as grand as Dirty Harry, maybe even grander. I can't emphasize enough how immaculate this mans artistry is. He shows as much poise as a flock of hummingbirds hanging in the air, his falters are as brief as the twinkling of an eye. His mastery is one of the worlds greatest sites, maybe even the eighth wonder of the world?