Modern Warriors

In the day of ancient Chinese civilization there lived the Samurai, Honourable, Legendary, and Epic. Next came the Roman Gladiator, Strong, bold, and never ending resiliency. These legendary soldiers were followed by the Medieval Knights who were as enduring and fearless as the strong winged eagle. But todays warriors take on a much different form. The Warriors of today are much younger, they can range anywhere from twelve to twenty. These Warriors prefer to use hiding methods, rather than confronting their enemy. This great new invention called the Internet has allowed even the smallest of warriors to use their voice, and act tough. This revolutionary group is growing day to day, creating the largest group of "haters" known to man. This truly honourable group uses sites such as "Facebook," "Twitter," "YouTube" and "MySpace" to show everyone just how brawny they are. These soldiers often referred to as "Trolls," make their way through all sorts of groups, and personal profiles, showing off their might, with insulting comments, and offensive remarks. Trolls are simply the toughest people in the world today, their internet comments resemble the strength of the ancient Spartan Warriors. Trolls internet combat method is simple; have an ability to make anyone very illogical, this is exactly how they defeat your self-esteem. Trolls internet combat methods are simply legendary, watching them win a pointless argument about virtually nothing by throwing out a couple "Cool story bro[s]" is like watching a lioness stalk and massacre a gazelle. The warfare genius that is used by these chivalrous soldiers, is truly an art form, for the whole world to marvel at.